10 things that can’t happen if we want to beat Jacksonville

[Kray007]

1) Phillip Rivers can’t throw an interception on the first play of the game.
2) He can’t follow up on that by blowing out his Achilles .
3) Jonathan Taylor can’t cough the ball up inside the 30.
4) There can’t be any muffed punts in the shadow of our goalposts.
5) The Defense can’t let a RB who’s averaging little more than 2 yards per carry break one for 28.
6) Phillip Rivers can’t take a Safety.
7) On 4th and 1, Jonathan Taylor can’t get stuffed behind the line, especially when there’s almost two minutes left in the 1st half.
8) Michael Pittman can’t commit Offensive pass interference in the end zone.
8a) Even though the Zebras spent the afternoon letting Jacksonville receivers to do the same thing.
8) Michael Pittman can’t put himself in a position where the refs decide that, for the first time in the history of the league, a tie catch goes to the D.
10) And, finally, Receiver’s… or RB’s…can’t decide to fumble the ball before they cross the goal line.