10 things that can’t happen if we want to beat Jacksonville

[Kray007]

1) Phillip Rivers can’t throw an interception on the first play of the game.
2) He can’t follow up on that by blowing out his Achilles .
3) Jonathan Taylor can’t cough the ball up inside the 30.
4) There can’t be any muffed punts in the shadow of our goalposts.
5) The Defense can’t let a RB who’s averaging little more than 2 yards per carry break one for 28.
6) Phillip Rivers can’t take a Safety.
7) On 4th and 1, Jonathan Taylor can’t get stuffed behind the line, especially when there’s almost two minutes left in the 1st half.
8) Michael Pittman can’t commit Offensive pass interference in the end zone.
8a) Even though the Zebras spent the afternoon letting Jacksonville receivers to do the same thing.
8) Michael Pittman can’t put himself in a position where the refs decide that, for the first time in the history of the league, a tie catch goes to the D.
10) And, finally, Receiver’s… or RB’s…can’t decide to fumble the ball before they cross the goal line.

[YDFL Commish]

1. C&O can't predict the Colts to win
2. Omaha can't piss on the game thread title
3. I can't watch the game
4. Zaire Franklin can't play in the game
5. Germaine Pratt can't play in the game
6. Mekhi Blackmon can't play in the game
7. JJ Watt can't be calling the game
8. The officiating crew can't show up for the game
9. Jags fans can't outnumber Colts fans
10. CIG can't be on the sidelines

[Colts And Orioles]

Originally Posted by YDFL Commish

[*] C&O can't predict the Colts to win.

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The Colts are going to win ....... and if they lose it won't be because some jerk-off Colts fan from New York State predicted that they were going to win on a Colts fan website, it will be because they will have been outplayed on the field.

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[Oldcolt]

Originally Posted by Colts And Orioles

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The Colts are going to win ....... and if they lose it won't be because some jerk-off Colts fan from New York State predicted that they were going to win on a Colts fan website, it will be because they will have been outplayed on the field.

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You sure about this?

[ChoppedWood]

Originally Posted by Colts And Orioles

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The Colts are going to win ....... and if they lose it won't be because some jerk-off Colts fan from New York State predicted that they were going to win on a Colts fan website, it will be because they will have been outplayed on the field.

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You are so badly misinformed of how this shit all really works.

[Colts And Orioles]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

You are so badly misinformed of how this shit all really works.

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You are a complete imbecile if you believe any of that jinx/whammy/tooth-fairy horseshit ...... seriously, you must have an IQ of about 88.

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[YDFL Commish]

Originally Posted by Colts And Orioles

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The Colts are going to win ....... and if they lose it won't be because some jerk-off Colts fan from New York State predicted that they were going to win on a Colts fan website, it will be because they will have been outplayed on the field.

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Do I have to put a wink emoji in every post to show that my comments are in jest?

[Colts And Orioles]

Originally Posted by YDFL Commish

Do I have to put a wink emoji in every post to show that my comments are in jest ???

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No, I like a dry sense of humor ...... I also like tormenting people who believe in superstition, so I take every chance that I can get to do so.

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[Colts And Orioles]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

You are so badly misinformed of how this shit all really works.

Originally Posted by Colts And Orioles

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You are a complete imbecile if you believe any of that jinx/whammy/tooth-fairy horseshit ...... seriously, you must have an IQ of about 88.

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Chopped Wood, I apologize for this outburst ...... I know that you don't really believe that nonsense, and your IQ is probably somewhere between 135 and 150.

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