Quick thoughts - Seahawks

[Coltsalr]

Originally Posted by GoBigBlue88

I want to live in a world where conversations go/went like this:

IRSAY: Give Chuck a chance.

BALLARD: Ok. Chuck, start whoever you want to open the season. You know this team better than me.

PAGANO: Great! I'll put TJ Green at CB and start Scott Tolzien at QB. Also, this Malik Hooker kid, I'll just play him a few snaps.

BALLARD: ...ok. Yes. Yes, you do that.

[Proceeds to hand Pagano rope to hang himself with]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

I want to live in a world where conversations go/went like this:

IRSAY: Give Chuck a chance.

BALLARD: Ok. Chuck, start whoever you want to open the season. You know this team better than me.

PAGANO: Great! I'll put TJ Green at CB and start Scott Tolzien at QB. Also, this Malik Hooker kid, I'll just play him a few snaps.

BALLARD: ...Get the fuck out of here, right now, fucking leave "Security, we need armed escort of the premises right now, we have a madman on the loose"...

[goes to the bathroom and changes his soiled clothing]
What it should have been instead...

Both of these made me laugh my fucking ass off.

Good work, boys.