** Official Green dot goofballs vs Patty peg leg Gameday thread*

[CletusPyle]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

K9 will bitch slap Lou's worst of all time defensive scheme to start the game. We will start stacking, and then Mahomes will get back on track and look like an MVP candidate again. CJ Allen at halftime is going to use the tunnel system to sneak his way into KC's locker room and will start the 2nd half at LB and have 3 Int's and 4 sacks for his new team and will put Dimes on the IR for the season.

We are going to be the lead story on all the talk shows' "is Mahomes ready to retake his throne, or are the Colts just the worst team in the NFL"?

34-9

Early in the week Shane will hold his presser and declare that we wore the wrong socks this week and that starts with him. He has to clean the socks better and next week the accountability is going to be even higher.

Ballard will call a special press conference where he will smirk, run his hand through his hair, flex, and then say "this is the best 0-2 football team in NFL history, I told you that Allen kid, he's a special one isn't he, next year, we aren't losing a single game, all chips in".

I also predict one of the 5 Colts fans in attendance will boo our effort and Ballard will give all 5 fans a lecture on supporting our players!