Colts NFLPA Report Card
 

https://nflpa.com/indianapolis-colts-report-card

Terrible scores in Team Travel and Nutrition. Pretty good on every other metric.

What the actual fuck, how can you be that bad for nutrition? I guess these guys get paid enough to feed themselves, but damn.

Didn't they have a whole promo video about their nutrition team last year...

This is a weird "dataset." These letter grades aren't relative to the rest of the league. They have a B+ in two separate categories... but one of them ranks 5th in the league, the other ranks 10th.

And then like Food/Nutrition gets a D and ranks 22nd. Meaning 1/3 of the league has a lower rating than a D. So the #1 team in the league could only be getting a C+ grade or something.

Strength coaches get an A-... but that's only good for 17th in the league.

Looks like a 1-5 player survey.

This is Indiana. If they could deep fry a lugnut, it would be a household staple.

Is the nutrition worse or forcing 6'5" 300 lb men to sit in coach or economy after busting their asses for 60 minutes?

Three years in a row and the same bullshit? Maybe Ballard isn't the problem, why FA's won't come here?

https://nflpa.com/report-cards/2025/indianapolis-colts

Someone in the Irsay family has to fix this.

Oh boo fuckin hoo, how about win some goddam games and you can sit first class you cry baby motherfuckers.

These motherfuckers are ridiculous

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The Food Service and Nutrition both improved.

It was one category in 2023 (Food Service/Nutrition), and it was a D.

It was broken up into 2 categories in 2025. "Nutritionist / Dietician" got a B+, and "Food/Dining Area" got a C.



The "Team Travel" category got an F in 2023, and a D+ in 2025, although I don't even know what that category means ...... you get on a plane to travel to the city of the opposing team's stadium, and if the plane doesn't crash and kill everybody, everybody's happy.

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Probably has to do with available amenities on the plane.

They want the plane to resemble the vehicle they drive

Therefore unless the plane has seats like an Escalade and Ruth Chris or st Elmo isn’t the food offerings… they’re gonna give it an F