The Official Break Rudolph's Drunken Red Nose Game Day Thread
 

Look, we suck, we suck bad. You know who sucks worse, a team that is SOOOO bad they are using damn Christmas Carol jingle about a fake ass reindeer to try to give their lifeless squad a Christmas boost. That's the Tits that suck even worse than we do.

Bottom line is, we're probably looking at something like 13-10 with a ton of empty possessions, tons of turn overs, several bewildering Steichen calls.

I write this post basically feeling the same way I used to about the morose Colts teams of the dark past, it just isn't very fun and the excitement at this point comes from a hope that this bullshit forces major change.

D- on the title

I picked the colts to win but have zero faith that they will. will be really telling how they come out and play. especially the defense

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Then one horny Christmas Eve, Santa had to say ......

"Mrs. Claus is on the rag ...... suck me dry, you reindeer fag."




Then one horny Christmas Eve, Santa had to say ......

"Rudolph, now you turn around ...... I feel like getting my dick brown."



MATT ROGERS, 1997

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Jonathan Taylor absolutely scores the first TD

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Then I hope that he is playing cornerback today, because the first TD of the game will be a Colts pick-6.

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gross

Two bad teams play like they don't want to win. Despite their efforts the colts do. colts 19 titans 17

I can’t think of a less appealing Colts game since 2022 at least.

That said, now is when AR can start building a foundation for next season.

Go Colts, I guess.

Looks like lots of empty seats.

White unis at home is bullshit.

I like m!

Big Grove takes on three!

Have I mentioned that I don’t really care for Gus Bradley?

Praising Gus for recognizing tendencies, and then Rudolph is able to do what he does so often. Confusing announcers.

Making Mason Rudolph look good. Ffs

Bottom of the CBS barrel.

Nobody does.

I like the white's. Just as long as they quit using their throwback bullshit, that's some ugly crap.

This play by play dude is a total idiot. Mispronounced names, incorrect starting line-ups, repeating himself multiple times. Idiot!

I am REALLY close to exiting the AR fan club.

It's a chore to watch this team.

Dammit AR.

Why does he always look drained? Is he playing too tight?

Rudolph falls down and they still pick up 9 yards.

This team looks dead. Completely checked out.

When they begin playing football they will get better announcers assigned to their games.

If they go down by 14, they will lose.

They cannot play from behind with AR at quarterback. He can’t throw the ball well enough.

Often a team shows its true colors after elimination from playoff contention

Rudolph is 8 for 8, 88 yards, 1 TD pass.

Sometimes fortune smiles on the idiotic.

Did you expect anything less?

Gus never changes ANYTHING. It’s always the same zone with no adjustments.

It’s no wonder guys have career days against this defense.

It’s like playing Madden and you choose the defense before every play.

Well, at least AR can run the fucking ball well!

We should just run Army’s offense.

We have running backs. This team STILL NEEDS A QB. AR is not it. You have seen zero progress this year, not even a smidgen.

Why don't we always play bully ball? Why isn't that our offensive identity? Steichen needs to learn that's our strength!

Thank God for penalties. Rudolph to Ridley is killing Gus's no defense.

Buckner is a beast!

Buckner and Stewart are literally the only guys we have with a pair of balls.